Fatasseo and Jewliet
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*Kyle x Cartman fic*
When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.
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