Ronnie's Apocalypse Tapes
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Last published Wed, Sep 3, 2025
Ronnie, a leathery survivor, records his fight against glamghouls, fatties, and other sinful zombies in a wrecked Springfield, all for a roll of TP. Horror-comedy tapes from the author of Campfire Murders.
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