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Sir-bonks-a-lot

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Reads 92
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Parts 1
Time 5m

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"Lisa stirred in their sun-drenched bedroom, the familiar warmth of Roseanne's body pressed against her back, one arm draped possessively over her waist. The coffee maker hissed in the kitchen, and Lisa was halfway to dreaming about pancakes when something very unfamiliar jabbed her thigh. Hard. Insistent. And definitely not part of Roseanne's usual anatomy.

"What the actual fuck?" Lisa yelped, bolting upright and yanking the blanket off like she was uncovering evidence in a scandal. There, between Roseanne's legs, was a full-on, rock-hard penis, standing at attention like it was auditioning for a starring role in a very X-rated movie.

"Chaeng!" Lisa screeched, her voice cracking. "Babe, wake up! You've got a dick!"


The one where Rosie wakes up with a penis. 

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