tfw no gf

Middle school students: one of the worst horrors to ever graze this foul existence. You have the 'mlg pro' kids, the weeaboos, the ones in their scene phase, the rich white people, and me.

My mother saw it before I did. It was a pretty early on discovery. Readers, you are probably sitting on the edge of your seat, frantically scratching your scalp in the question of, "What?" That, my chums, is the fact that I will never get a gf.