Bone Apple Teeth (How did I get here?!) | FORSAKEN Crackfic (Elliot-Centric)

Being a killer in that forsaken place was... entertaining, at best.

Especially considering that-unlike the survivors, who were painfully aware of every second spent in that hell-the killers had been stripped of any ability to perceive rounds.
They just knew they were there for a single purpose, with no capacity to question it. And they had no issue indulging in it over and over again.

But one thing they all agreed on was: the food situation in that place sucked.

So, let's change that.

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Or: The Spectre thinks it would be fun to let the killers kidnap a certain pizza guy so they can eat a decent meal for once. (Elliot domesticating the killers one cooking lesson at a time).

Or or: I made a crack fic to beat up writting block and poor Elliot has to suffer (ELLIOT-CENTRIC)
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