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Bread, Bureaucracy, and a German Potato Blog

jemand_und_niemand

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Parts 12
Time 1h 21m

jemand_und_niemand

Mature

I'm Anne. German as a Kartoffel-Kartoffel.
I write radically honest stories about everything humans think they shouldn't talk about.

Potatoes. Bread. Bureaucracy.
Anger. Shame. Desire.
Cheese that's more important than God.
Free sexuality in a female body.
The chaos of politics.
AI hallucinations.
Therapy skills disguised as gaming quests.

I don't believe in secrets. I believe in telling the truth-even when it's ugly. Especially then.

My writing is funny, furious, reflective, and sometimes filthy.

Read what you like. Skip what you don't.

Welcome to my chaotic, German-flavored multiverse.All Rights Reserved

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Jemand lebt – Geschichten voller Leben

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