He Loves Me (not)

"First you pick a flower - any flower you wish - and think of your intended. Say 'he loves me', and you pluck a petal. Then you pluck another, only this time you say 'he loves me not'. Repeat and repeat until there's no more left. The last one holds true."
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Sun Wukong, the Great Monkey King, has recently gotten into the habit of visiting Mainland and expanding his horizons. And it's great! He gets to fight new people, see new sights - and entertain his subjects with all the awesome things he finds.

...Now not all of his findings are equally cool. Sometimes, humans just like to overcomplicate things. Because really, who could ever even think of determining love by plucking flower petals?