STAYs On Duty

Ash and Niki: elite agents, masters of disguise, fluent in sarcasm, and probably running on iced coffee and impulse control issues.

Their mission?
Totally simple.
Just protect eight global superstars without anyone finding out, avoid fangirling, and maybe not die in the process.
Easy, right?

Until the "quiet undercover job" turns into babysitting Stray Kids - who are more chaotic than a WiFi fight in a group chat.
Now they're dodging threats, suspicious stans, and their own inner fangirls screaming every time Hyunjin breathes.

They've trained for combat, hacking, and undercover operations.
But nothing - nothing - prepared them for staying professional around K-pop idols with jawlines that could cut glass.

Mission: Keep them safe.
Reality: Try not to emotionally combust.
Status: Failing. Hilariously.

Updating every Tuesday and Wednesday