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Eli Doesn't Bottom

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Possession. Repression. Colonization.

"Eli Doesn't Bottom" is a dark, absurd, and deeply queer satire that blends body horror, religious indoctrination, and alien invasion tropes into one gloriously unhinged story about identity, control, and the things we shove deep inside ourselves.

Trigger warnings: religious trauma, internalized homophobia, graphic horror, and sentient sex toys.All Rights Reserved

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