Rent-A-Killer 🔥
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Sydney wanted a fake boyfriend.
He showed up with murder on the agenda.
So... not exactly a meet-cute.
Sydney's got problems. Her ex won't stop texting, her nerves are shot, and she's pretty sure her cat is judging her life choices. In a moment of slightly sleep-deprived desperation, she posts an anonymous ad looking for a fake boyfriend-just someone tall, grumpy, and mildly terrifying to help her send a message.
Enter Callum. Tall? Check. Grumpy? Double check.
Terrifying? Oh, absolutely.
But he's under the impression he's been hired to kill someone.
Now Sydney has a brooding stranger in her kitchen, a wildly misunderstood contract, and a sudden urge to maybe never date again. Except... Callum isn't just deadly-he's kind of sweet. In a quiet, "would-definitely-bury-a-body-for-you" sort of way.
It's a rom-com meet-awkward with a body count waiting in the wings-and if Sydney's not careful, she might just lose her heart... or her life.
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