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BLAHBLAH I'm doing this later-or perhaps never. I really don't want to make a poetic introduction for this one, so, uhh, yeah, WELCOME PEOPLE TO MY TWO-SHOT. - Two shots? It sounded cooler in my head ngl...and two shot people?! It's like saying to SHOT people or like to SHUT people... I'm going to jail if I say this in front of a judge and say, "I'm made to make two shot for a living!" The judge will probably hear, "I'm made to shot people!" and put me in jail, bro... Uhh, anyways, enjoy this uhh two-shot, people... Yeah, two shots...TO SHUT PEOPLE UP! -
cough cough-Anyways,
Enjoy! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡