COMEDY POEMS
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This poem is all about being hilarious, full of jokes, humor, and everyday funny moments. If you don't laugh, giggle, or smile, it means you're a monster.
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This poem's a cocktail of Bisaya, Tagalog, and English-shaken, not stirred! 🍹😆 Get ready for a pun-filled language party in every line! 🎉🗣️
Every time this poem is published, it contains a mix of Bisaya, Tagalog, and English.
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❝Who are you, Boboiboy? A friend? A foe? Our saviour? Our death?❞ ❝No, Fang.❞ ❝Then what are you?❞ ❝I am a monster.❞
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