Sorry, I licked the wrong person (BL)
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Alternative name: 不好意思，舔错人了
Atypical wife chasing crematorium
Ji Chunxiao (attack) × Chen Xu (received)
Ji Chunxiao firmly believes in Chen Xu's three laws as he firmly believes in materialism, gravity, and conservation of energy
The first law: Chen Xu loves him very much
The second law: Chen Xu is his licking dog
The third law: Chen Xu is always by his side, and he can't drive him away
So he began to die in front of his wife
Until one day they were reborn.
Ji Chunxiao is not afraid at all (proudly raising his chin): What is it to do it again, my wife will always fall in love with me!
So he was confident and tacitly waited for his wife to lick him.
But!
My wife in this life actually treats him as air! Ignore it directly!
Ji Chunxiao was aggrieved and anxious, and pulled down his face to ask
The same reborn Chen Xu:
"In the previous life?"
"Sorry, I licked the wrong person."
Later, when Chen Xu accidentally flipped through Ji Chunxiao's diary
Chen Xu: ? What three laws
Ji Chunxiao immediately hugged his wife and covered up his guilt with flattery
Chen Xu's three laws are
The first law: I love Chen Xu
The second law: I am Chen Xu's licking dog
The third law: I am always by Chen Xu's side, and I can't drive him away.
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