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Dan.
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MommaBuddha
Ongoing, First published May 15, 2015
Mature
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Dan has feelings.  He can feel sadness, hate, and he loves his mother.  He can function in society, buy groceries, and date women.  Dan wants you to understand that he is like anyone else, human.  What do humans have? Feelings.  Sometimes feelings can be killer.

-Satirical-

A/N : This was a response to someone saying "Killers love too!"
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