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Ang Kalat Chronicles: Kasamaan, Taho, ug mga TikTok Villains

ZephyrionEvercrest

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Reads 43
Votes 11
Parts 10

ZephyrionEvercrest

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🌍✨ What happens when the world's most ridiculous villains try to destroy humanity... but end up messing it all up with taho, TikTok, and tsismis?

Meet Doktor Kasamaan, a handsome-but-dumb evil genius with world domination plans powered by kalat (literal and emotional). Alongside him are:

Donaldo Trumpo, whose hair has a mind of its own

Kim Jun Yun, leader of the League of Emo TikTokers

Nega del Pilar, spoken word drama queen

Vladimir Pa-cho, raccoon mayor of chaos

Adok Hekler, inventor of time-travel palamig

And Sarah DuterT-Rex, too busy with her impeachment trial


Add to that the rise of the Barangay Avengers, a baby with tsinelas magic, and a war powered by karaoke battles and lechon contests-and you get the most chaotic, most Conyo, kalat comedy of the year!(CC) Attribution-NoDerivs

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