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Mean-O-Pause

ALVincentAuthor

Leituras 60
Votos 2
Capítulos 5
Tempo 26m

Leituras 60
Votos 2
Capítulos 5
Tempo 26m

ALVincentAuthor

grumpy midlife neighbors romcom secondchance slowburn smalltowns

When menopause and man-o-pause collide....
He's cute with his new curly red hair, I thought, as one of the guys who worked in the building next door passed me. I was standing outside Vinyl Tap, the business my friend and I owned. Would the Louisiana weather today be as hot as Hades or as cold as my ex? 
It didn't really matter if the guy was cute. I was in full-blown man-o-pause with a shot of menopause. After an epic series of unfortunate events with relationships, I had declared a ceasefire with any member of the opposite sex that may want to form an alliance. 
I was cranky from a lack of sleep, the ten pounds I had gained that wouldn't come off, and the random hot flashes that only added more fuel to the menopausal fire. 
There needed to be a word for where I was, I thought. Menopause? Man-o-Pause? Mean-O-Pause. 
Maybe that would help me with that pesky problem I had with the hot new neighbor that just moved in...
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