The Devil Wears Fleas
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Alexandra van der Wansem - fashion icon 👠, certified menace 🚨, and the queen bee 🐝 of Macca-Villacrosse - just got absolutely obliterated by a car 🚗💥 (don't worry, the car's fine 💅). Now she's in a coma 🛌 looking expensive and unconscious 😴✨.
But plot twist: her soul floats up to ✨Cloud Drama 9000✨, where she meets an ✨angel✨ with a clipboard and zero chill 😒📋. He pulls up her karma receipts 📈📉 and-yikes-homegirl's been AWFUL 😬 (like... "stole candy from a child and then body-shamed the mom" kind of awful).
Her punishment? Reincarnation.
As. A. Stray. Chihuahua.
🐶🧼🗑️ RIP the glam life.
To return to her human body, Alexandra must complete good deeds ✅🤲 as a yappy, fluffy, attitude-packed rat dog 🐾. But then-plot twist #2-a hot, emotionally available, probably-sad-but-in-a-sexy-way man 🧔🔥 finds her and takes her home 🏡.
Now Alexandra, trapped in a tiny dog body 🐕, catches feels 😩💘 and is 100% ready to risk it all to smash 💥. The man, obviously, is CLUELESS 😵💫.
Will she earn enough karma to wake up? Or will she stay trapped in a dog's body... hopelessly in love and painfully horny? 😭💔🐕
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