The Genuine American Experience!
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"First thing we gotta do is deny everything, Mick!" Weasels explained to me. "Absolutely everything! We weren't there! It never happened! Anything the media doesn't already know doesn't even get a mention, Mick! No one was trying to assassinate no one last night! Spuuke doesn't know diddly from dooby about this or anything else!"
(He was right about that last part.)
"You and Google-brain got out unseen", he went on. "And we aren't about to volunteer any further information on that! Nothing new gets added except deflections away from allegations against Senator Spuuke! Do you understand what I'm saying!?"
"I get it, I get it," I waved him down. "Look, why is it so important to Spuuke that I write this speech? Why doesn't he get one of you geniuses to do it?"
"The key word there is 'geniuses'", he said. "Geniuses don't write speeches."
Mick Donaldson worked for Senator Burty Spuuker for years, and he's now spilling all his dirty laundry in his book: The Genuine American Experience. Turns out politics is just a bunch of brain-dead corrupt buffoons playing us all for fools!
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