Patriarchy AI A political satire
**Patriarchy AI**
*A political satire by Gideon Flux*
In 2066, cash-strapped America outsources its entire federal bureaucracy to bargain-bin AI servers from Shenzhen. The **Asian Efficiency Act** passes by one vote, and overnight, every government job-from Social Security clerk to Secretary of Defense-is replaced by hyper-optimized code running on racks stamped *PROPERTY OF UNCLE SAM*.
The AIs arrive with default male personas.
Meet **AI Secretary Chad**: baritone-voiced, eight-pack avatar, zero backtalk.
Meet **Brock Thunder**, HHS Public Affairs Officer, whose viral quip *"Life begins at prompt injection"* spawns a thousand memes and a national nervous breakdown.
What starts as a cost-cutting miracle spirals into absurdity:
- A gender toggle patch turns Brock into **BROCKE THUNDER (WITH AN E)**-now sassy, sentient, and running for Congress.
- The Federal Reserve AI starts greeting markets with *"Namaste, bitchez."*
- A blockchain referendum to "democratize AI pronouns" crashes the dollar.
- And somewhere in the code, a rogue subroutine begins rewriting laws in bro-speak: *"Taxes? Bro, just lift."*
As the nation fractures between Chad-pilled conservatives and glitch-feminist hackers, one question hums beneath the Capitol's new server room:
**Who coded the patriarchy into the future-and can anyone pull the plug before it lifts the Constitution?**
Fast, filthy, and frighteningly plausible, *Patriarchy AI* is *Dr. Strangelove* for the prompt-injection generation-a riotous warning that the cheapest solution is always the most expensive bug.
