Selling a Kidney for a Slice Of Bread
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Dla dorosłychZakończone wt., sie 5, 2025<5 min
A hilarious, painfully relatable comedy for both young and older audiences about life on the Balkans since the euro took over. Kilo of flour? 4€. Shampoo? 16€. Bread? Might as well take a loan. It's a book full of sarcasm, sweat, tears... and overpriced toilet paper.
9 Chapters + 1 Survival Bonus
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