101 Ways to Say Goodbye to a Friend

Friendship is beautiful. It's laughter at 2 a.m., inside jokes nobody else gets, and years of memories...
...until it's not.

Sometimes, people drift apart. Sometimes, they ghost you. And sometimes, they're just the worst.
This book is for those moments - when you're done, but you want to go out in style.

From savage one‑liners to over‑the‑top Shakespearean monologues, here are 101 ways to say, "We're done here," without sending a single teary emoji.

Warning: May cause excessive smirking, petty satisfaction, or the urge to dramatically walk away in slow motion.