The Dead Man Walking

When life gives you lemons, become a politician.

Lillian Alexander Potter has always been a weird kid. Well, he and his twin brother Harry were both weird kids. Ever since they could remember they were labeled as 'weird'. At school, for example, no one wanted to hang out with them. Probably because their cousin, Dudley Dursley, with whom they lived, always tried to make their lives a living hell. 'Potter hunting' as he called it. On an almost daily occurrence at school, where Dudley and his friends would chase the two boys around and beat them till they were purple all over. It, definitely, was not better at home. The twins never knew peace. Although there were two unused extra bedrooms in the house, Dudleys' playroom and the guest bedroom, they had to share a small cupboard under the stairs.