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I'll show you that bananas can fly

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Reads 48
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Parts 1
Time 11m

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Earth is no longer habitable, so humanity decides to live in spaceships. After many years, a man decides to return to Earth and be buried there before he dies because he does not want to die suspended in space forever. will he go back? 



it's unserious oneshot story that i wrote long time ago (when i was in college) It's just a discussion between two characters. so... yeah just enjoyAll Rights Reserved

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