Not his Punchline
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MatureComplete Mon, Aug 4, 20253h 29m
Harleen Quinzel walked into Arkham thinking she was going to save lives.
She didn't know she'd lose her own first.
When the line between doctor and patient blurred, and the man she once idolized tore her apart piece by piece, Harley Quinn was born. But surviving him doesn't mean healing-and Gotham isn't built for women who speak out.
Now, Harley's rewriting the script-with Poison Ivy by her side and nothing left to lose. Their bond is sharp, complicated, and maybe something Harley isn't sure she deserves. But loving Ivy might be the first truly sane thing she's ever done.
She's done being the joke.
This time, she's the one telling the story.
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