The halfasses
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Last published Tue, Aug 5, 2025
In a modern world where people have superpowers,people could care less.After,all if you weren't a monster lab experiment or something ,you almost always had a downside to your power.Life carries on just the same for everyday people,the heroes just helping them make it even easier by defeating foes who get in the way.
However...some people in this world live everyday life,and...commit crimes?
A scientist with her genetic modifications,a flexible hippie who steals,a conspiracy theorist who loves to spread misinformation,a powerless girl selling bootlegs on Etsy,a journalist using his teleportation to get access to exclusive events,a gay influencer who loves doing public stunts all come together as the perfect petty crime gang.Until a certain hero catches them,and now they have to do all the odd jobs that the heroes dont have the time for,or go to jail.
And let's be so fr,the moment you look to your right and see the toilet just out in the open in the cell,you will wanna turn and go right back out
Hence,the 'HALFASSES' are now going to save the day!
(Dont mind the cover HELP idk what to put so like yea💔)
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