Azur Lane X Tensura (Rewrite)

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This isn't the story I planned to write.
It's the one I had to burn down and rebuild from scratch.

After the whole Feldway incident (yawn), Rimuru was supposed to take it easy. World's safe. Peace is fragile. Yada yada. Cue relaxing slime vacation, right?

WRONG.

A strange new continent appears. Well. Actually doesn't magically appear but just got discovered. Don't ask why now you're gonna ruin the moment.
The Octagram investigates. (And by Octagram I mean by Rimuru. The other Demon Lord's appear quite later on)
Things go sideways.
Like spirit-wolf-caught-in-an-explosion sideways.

Now Rimuru's stuck navigating a world filled with:

Magical warships piloted by emotionally unstable anime girls

Narrator(s) who can't hold it together

Enemies who monologue instead of dying when they should

And one suspiciously adorable child in danger of breaking the entire peace treaty

Oh-and he's not allowed to kill anyone unless they die first.

Good luck with that.

Oh and before I forget.
Plot? Rewritten.
Narrator? Unhinged.
Butterflies? Irrelevant but still get camera time.
Rimuru? Tired

Read it. Or don't. But if you do, bring snacks.
Because this story's going down, and the fourth wall is coming with it.