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Oh, sweet little bat, the world isn't so simple.

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Regulus, black at 16, thought he'd live and die at the hands of his family; he thought he'd die branded a dark wizard against his will; he certainly didn't think he'd live to be 21. And yet at 20, he saved the potters, got named the godfather of one of their sons, and at 25, when they cast aside his godson, he suddenly became a dad.

Regulus black is living the domestic life, acquiring more kids along the way, his past lover turning up, trying to give his son the most normal life he can, having a dead best friend's sister scare his son shit less, family drama in spades, who knows, at this rate, he might forgive his brother.


Author - I tried hard to edit this the best I could, I got Grammarly help, it's probably still not perfect, but this is my best attempt.All Rights Reserved

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