You Get Me Closer To God

When you were 17, you taught swim lessons at your local community center every Saturday. You had a secret crush on the older man working the front desk. You always bought him baked goods and asked about his life. He's 41 and divorced with two kids. You've always had a thing for age gaps, but you're a minor, just get over it.

2 years later, your friends from college drag out one night. They know you're into older guys so they try to set you up at the local hot old man hotspot. Little did you know....James would be there. This time, you're 19 and he's 43. Still divorced. Will he pick up what you're putting down? Spoiler alert: no.

Your work trip a week later has been scheduled. Except you had no idea the front desk worker you ran into at the bar would be coming too....
He now runs membership for your community center and coordinated the whole retreat. Everything goes smoothly until you find out your rooming situation. Whatever, it's fine. At least there's two beds, right?
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