It's Tuesday and I can't find my Keys

[I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS MENTIONED] except for Al
But also not bc they heavily based off of an already existing anime character- 🤫

What is this story about? No clue. It's a Crackfic. It has no plot, so read at your own will. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes it's chaotic, but most of the time it's simply brainrot.

WARNINGS: Very crude humor probably. Violence. Cringe. BAD GRAMMAR!! Idk what else to put here honestly lol.

Nothing explicit in here dw.

Sorry if your favorite characters get mischaracterized/OOC, either I don't know the characters well or I just have wild head canons 💔 but then again this is a crackfic it's not suppose to be serious.