Pretend You Don't Hate Me | Fred Weasley

TW -- sexual content, mature language, mild violence, discussion of sexual assault

"Don't worry, Weasley, I'm an expert at faking it." I gave him an exaggerated wink.
He wiggled his eyebrows. "Well, maybe I'll make it so you don't have to."
"Catching feelings already, huh?"
He scoffed but gave me a Cheshire grin. "We both know that's not what I meant."

Melina "Honey" Hamilton never particularly cared for the Weasley twins, especially after a cruel prank in her second year (right after she confessed her feelings to Fred). But under the heat of their mother's anger when they almost faced expulsion yet again, the twins see two choices. One, continue to face scolding from their mother, or to concoct a lie that will make her forget all about the trouble they always seem to find themselves in. And that's how Fred and George, notorious playboys and emotion deflectors, find themselves with fake girlfriends.
Enter Honey and her best friend, the twins' last resort when their mother demands to meet the elusive girlfriends.