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Chaotic Hearts : The Group Chat Saga

Lavender_Vantae

Reads 839
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Parts 9
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Reads 839
Votes 18
Parts 9
Time 15m

Lavender_Vantae

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🧠 7 Idiots. 1 Group Chat. 0 Braincells. (And a very confused Bogum 🐻💫)

In a world where:
🍽️ Jimin tries to boil cereal,
🍌 Jungkook worships banana milk like it's holy water,
⚡ Taehyung thinks light sockets are dating apps,
👩‍🍳 Jin is everyone's mom and the biggest child,
📚 Namjoon is permanently exhausted,
🌞 Hobi radiates sunshine while chaos unfolds,
🧊 Yoongi pretends not to care (but actually cares a lot),

...you can bet this group chat is a 🚨 disaster waiting to happen. Daily.

Add a sprinkle of romance 💘 (Jikook, Sope, Namjin, Taegum),
a splash of idiocy 🐥,
and a gallon of banana milk 🥴🍌🥛-

And boom:
Welcome to the "Chaotic Hearts" group chat.
💬 May your braincells rest in peace 🕊️🪦💔Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

bananamilk bts btscomedy btscrack btsfanfic btsgroupchat chaotic chaoticenergy crackfic fluff funnybts groupchat humor jikook jungkook kpopgroupchat namjin sope taegum texting

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