THIS JOB WILL NOT KILL ME

Zara didn't come to fight.
She came to work, glow, and maybe make a few friends.
But instead, she entered a toxic department where emails are weapons, "good mornings" are rare, and everyone is silently waiting for you to fail.

Beautiful, brilliant, and unbothered (at first), Zara tries to stay focused - until the gossip gets louder, the smiles get faker, and the betrayals get personal. From fake apologies to HR drama over a missing plate of food, she survives it all with her edges intact.

But when the company announces downsizing, and everyone suddenly becomes "nice," Zara chooses the one thing no one expected - peace.

Set in Damaturu, this office drama is a hilariously heartbreaking ride through backstabbing colleagues, chaotic meetings, unexpected friendships, and the ultimate soft girl glow-up.

This is not just a story about work - it's about choosing peace over position, healing over hustle, and leaving before you lose yourself.

Zara came.
She worked.
She left.
And she did it with style.

Zara didn't know she was walking into the lion's den.
She thought she was starting a new job.

She wore her best abaya, did her edges twice, and even prayed a short prayer:
"God, let me find peace and maybe one fine man."

Instead, she found sector leads who didn't speak to each other, a department that acted like Big Brother Naija, and colleagues who smiled like angels but reported like witches.
The first week? Lovely.
The second week? Vibes started shifting.
The third week? Zara asked herself:
"Did I join an NGO or a war zone?"
But it was too late.
Welcome to CP-
Where your crime is being too calm, too fine, or simply existing.