Shocking! The "Evil" Mom Is Actually a Metaphysical Grandmaster!
Title: Shocking! The "Evil" Mom Is Actually a Metaphysical Grandmaster!
Synopsis:
Li Zhi failed her heavenly tribulation and was struck dead by lightning.
When she opened her eyes again, she'd been reborn into a modern world... with a body that shared her name and painlessly become a mother with a five-year-old son!
Even the mightiest cultivator still needs to pay the bills, so Li Zhi picked up her phone and started live-streaming fortune-telling sessions online. Between divinations, exorcisms, and the occasional overtime ghost-hunting, she quickly became an internet sensation.
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"Master Li, can you tell me what's wrong with my health?"
Li Zhi: "You've got hemorrhoids."
"Master Li, when will I get married?"
Li Zhi: "You won't. You're gay."
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Everything was going perfectly well until one day, a man appeared at her door.
"You stole my seed, Zhizhi. How do you think I should punish you?"
Li Zhi shoved the little boy into his arms. "Then here, take it back."
The boy blinked up at him seriously. "I don't have a dad. Only Mommy."
Li Zhi immediately took her son back. "You heard the child. My son doesn't recognize you. Now, goodbye."
The man only smiled. "That's fine. I recognize both of you."
