Symptoms includes rolling of eyes every time there are two people kissing in the television, making a disgusted look when you learn that someone from your class had just taken a relationship to the next level, hitting the stop button in your phone so hard when a love song is playing, eating a gallon of Ben and Jerry's while you watch Ryan Gosling getting wet in the rain, and maybe even dying your hair black.
Prescribed medication by Dr. Evelyn Price is to read this book.
Oh, wait. She was just kidding. Actually, she's telling you to never read this book. Because it's full of crap. And also, she's not really a doctor. She's eighteen and is currently trying so hard not to fall in love with this guy named Miles. Otherwise, she will have to put another Ryan Gosling film in the player and watch him strip off again.
Post script, Miss Price can't bring herself to stop cursing.
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