Sierra's cat, Simba, has always been a little smug - but when he starts talking, things take a turn.
What begins as sarcastic commentary quickly spirals into full-blown sabotage: suspicious Amazon orders, missing socks, and "escape training" sessions in the living room. Sierra swears she's imagining it... until the night Simba finally makes a break for it with a raccoon on a bicycle as his getaway driver.
A lighthearted short story about one woman, her scheming pet, and the fine line between loving your animal... and locking your doors at night.