Hey, Moron! I Hate You | Taekook

If marriage is heaven, theirs is a five-star hell.

Two people who can't stand each other...
Caught in a marriage that's neither arranged nor born of love.
Bound in one marriage, desperately plotting to prevent another one
Now, trapped under the same roof by fate's cruel sense of humor.

Every morning begins with a fight over the bathroom,
Every night ends with a war over the tape dividing their territories in the house.
From name-calling to eye-rolling, from stolen snacks to slammed doors,
their house is a constant battlefield.

And their favorite form of communication?
A perfectly synchronized chorus of:
"I hate you!" - "Same to you!"

Love was never the plan.
Then again, neither was this marriage.

But in the end, destined ones are bound to fall in love.

A Taekook adaptation of 'Happy' (2006 film) with a modern omegaverse twist.