Did You Just Call Me Mom?

In the middle of a chaotic god-versus-monster battle, Percy Jackson accidentally yells "MOM!" instead of "Hera," freezing the entire battlefield and giving the queen of the gods the best blackmail material in Olympus history. While Hermes nearly dies laughing and Zeus fumes, Hera fully embraces the slip-up, declaring Percy her "sweet son" and promising divine backup if he calls her "Mom" again. By nightfall, the war's resumed, Percy's dignity is in ruins, and a golden dinner invitation from his new "mother" seals his fate as the butt of immortal jokes forever.