Fluffy, Foul-Mouthed, and Plotting My Doom
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A light-hearted tale of one dorm room, one student, and one very suspicious bunny. Puddles may look like a soft, floppy-eared bundle of innocence, but when her hutch door mysteriously clicks open, her owner discovers the truth-this rabbit talks. And not just about carrots. Between razor-sharp one-liners, outrageous snack demands, and suspiciously elaborate "hypothetical" plots for world domination (or at least dorm domination), Puddles proves that evil can, in fact, be adorable. Cute? Yes. Fluffy? Definitely. Safe? ...Well, that depends on how fast you can run.
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