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My Cat

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My cat talks.
That should've been the weirdest part of my life.
But no - the weirdest part is that I'm pretty sure he's trying to kill me.

As a professional bodyguard, I've handled gang bosses, stalkers, and even one knife-wielding grandma - but nothing prepared me for a pet with a criminal mastermind's agenda.

Every day, his little schemes get bolder. My clients vanish. My friends turn on me. And I keep waking up in places I swear I didn't fall asleep in.

The worst part? 
I have no idea if he's insane, telling the truth, or just incredibly committed to gaslighting me...
All I know is that if I don't figure this out soon, the next headline might read:
BODYGUARD MURDERED BY OWN CAT.

And honestly? That's not the legacy I want.All Rights Reserved

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