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Paws Off

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Dating is complicated when your pet cat has a kill list.

Reagan is broke, single, and sharing her grubby little studio apartment with the world's most annoying talking cat. To make matters worse, Purrrlock Holmes is adamant that their hot, motorcycle-riding neighbor Drew is evil incarnate. 

Purrrlock might be onto something.

It turns out that Drew is in possession of a cursed diamond and he may or may not be on the run from a massive flock of vengeful seagulls. Also, he has a suspiciously perfect jawline.

The instructions: Think your plot twists could break the internet? Ready to write some so delusional, so unhinged, so What in the Wattpad?! that readers won't know what hit them? This is your moment. We're giving you the reins to bend tropes, break rules, and make readers spiral in the best way possible!

The prompt: My talking pet is plotting against me.All Rights Reserved

animals badboy badboynextdoor cats chaoticromance funny hotneighbor humor lovetrianglebutwithacat magicalchaos neighbors oneshot romance romcom shortstory silly talkinganimals whatinthewattpad witwcontest

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