The Trumplings
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Complete Tue, Sep 30, 202530m
20 YEARS after the death of their evil orange mother, the five Trumplings have been successfully indoctrinated into the woke agenda through forced drag show attendance, are living peaceful lives in the new city of Baddieville under the rule of the inspirational President Gaga...
Yet Trump wants revenge. At the 20 year death day celebration, the Trumplings feel a strange rumbling in the ground, what kind of ghost would be overweight enough to cause such an earthquake? 🍊👀
BTW THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY PREVIOUS BOOK "ALLIGATOR X TRUMP" BUT CAN BE READ SEPARATELY
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