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[Short Story] How to Write a Romance Novel
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IVoloshyn
Complete, First published Aug 15
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A not-so-serious love story where the author barges into her own plot, trades insults with the heroine, argues over "romantic" weapon choices, and tries to wrangle a Viking who keeps running for the door. 
Historical accuracy optional.
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