Reports from the Edge of Sanity

A collection of brief, sarcastic dispatches from the front lines of everyday absurdity.

They began as tales of combat-small, ridiculous wars fought with grim determination. Over time, the battles changed shape. The enemies became stranger, the terrain more familiar, and the victories increasingly hollow.

Each report captures one skirmish in humanity's ongoing campaign against reality itself: short, darkly funny, and disturbingly plausible.

Read them one at a time. Laugh if you can. Then check your perimeter.