Frankie is the epitome of beauty and desire. Many want to be her. Men want to get with her... until they step into her apartment. Frankie is not at all what she seems. Will she ever get a shot at love, or will every man bolt for the door?
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and sudden sympathy for traumatized men running from roaches. Contains alcohol-fueled panic, roaches, mice, and friends who won't stop laughing. Read at your own risk: horror, comedy, and chaotic dating disasters ahead.
This fanfic will probably be really weird. But everything I write is mostly satire and just for fun🤑 I wanted to write this because I just randomly thought about it and it made me laugh but I'll just look weird if I laugh at some random shit by myself💔 I don't expect that many ppl will read this and I COULDN'T CARE LESS, but hopefully at least my friends will read it😁 and if you think this fanfic is ass, go flipping cry about it because it's actually my first fanfic😔💔 Anyways also don't mind that corny ass name it's so flipping weird but I couldn't come up with anything okay so like that ain't my fault😊