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Last published Wed, Oct 22, 2025
Lloyd Smith is an accountant like almost any other. He is frequently late for work, spends hours sitting there smoking one cigarette after another. He usually submits everything at the last minute, and his boss tolerates him only because he has no one else as capable as Lloyd.
Lloyd's life was stuck in a rut, with a weekly visit to the gym.
However, everything takes a completely different turn after Lloyd accidentally sends a half-naked photo of himself to the wrong number-his boss.
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