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Sousa Caveman

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"Pineapple Sousa caveman . I hope you bounced over to shoe tracks and died in a sea rug ." Said Nicki Minaj as she looked at my new golden guinea pig. 

"Sousa Caveman? Your stapler is in the pink cola!" I replied back at her as I looked at her new silver rabbit.

I knew this would happen. She copied me yet again! 

"Listen, chair driver. Window blinds killed my baby and now my horse flew away. I have more problems than your stupid white lace pillow!" Nicki exclaimed in my face yet again. 

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