Sousa Caveman
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Last published Sun, May 17, 2015
"Pineapple Sousa caveman . I hope you bounced over to shoe tracks and died in a sea rug ." Said Nicki Minaj as she looked at my new golden guinea pig.
"Sousa Caveman? Your stapler is in the pink cola!" I replied back at her as I looked at her new silver rabbit.
I knew this would happen. She copied me yet again!
"Listen, chair driver. Window blinds killed my baby and now my horse flew away. I have more problems than your stupid white lace pillow!" Nicki exclaimed in my face yet again.
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