Bite--on hold---

Bite--on hold---

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Vallory is just having a normal day-decapitating zombies, stealing candy, and going to the library- when she bites a zombie. Now Vallory instantly regrets this decision after the zombie turns human and enters into her life. Enter Asher, Vallory's new sworn enemy. He won't stop following her around and causing trouble. Vallory was planning to travel to Canada to go to non-zombie infested lands, but Asher has other plans. *Dystopian Satire* Will post a new Chapter every week.
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