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One night, the unscrupulous criminal Danny Gobin kidnapped the elderly Mr. Clarence Alfred and took him to an abandoned house deep in the forests of Granville. Little did he know, this could be the night of his unraveling! It was the night when whispers say Lady Rattlebones, the eighteenth-century spirit bound to the cabin's lone bed, rises from her eternal rest. If that wasn't bad enough, a violent storm was approaching. 

To Gobin, spirits were mere hallucinations---but storms were as real as the day. Yet, he never paid attention to the weather reports. It was a fateful night, but who would it favor? Gobin? Alfred? Or were both men doomed?All Rights Reserved

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House Of Horrors by gunnsnrossesgirl

A fun trip to a haunted house turns into a grisly nightmare after a group of teens go in after hours. They think it's just well put together, but what if it's something more? From eight friends... to seven... to five... people are disappearing, and everyone starts to wonder if the doll's eyes really did move... REMASTERED 2021 * I wrote this story in 2011 when I was thirteen years old, I've rewrote it and left it up for all of the people who've show love and support for my simple horror story. Thank you for years of happiness on wattpad!

The Devil's Game ✓ by MYs_Peach

When they steps into the house the devil had his eyes on them and slowly entrapped them-to his twisted game until he get what's he needs. *** Whitmore house has been the subject of whispered rumours. The townsfolk speak in hushed tones about the house, warning outsiders of the dark history surrounding. Despite the warnings, a group of daring friends, drawn to the thrill of the supernatural, decides to undertake a weekend retreat in the haunted house. But the devil was waiting for his new preys. Will they unravel the mysteries of Whitmore house before the evil consumes them, or will they join the ranks of those who vanished into the house, their laughter forever echoing through the walls?or is it only a start of a twisted circle? ⚠️ Include mature content/ Gore/ violence/death

The Demon's Love✓ by ClarrisaButera

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