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Objects are hurting me!

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One day I was playing on my iPad

Me: OMG Taylor Swift album is out!
iPad: "WHOOOSH"
Me: "AHHYYY" my nose "HAAAH" my nose is already flat and this happens

When clumsyness happens on stairs

Me: So excited to watch the final "American Idol"
Going up stairs
Stairs: "Squeeeech"
Me:" HAAAAH"!!! Wow who has lots of scars? "I"
 
When a chair falls
Me: Let's watch some youtube vids
Not sitting but standing on the chair then go sit down. Sat down
Chair: "BWWOOOOGG"!!!
Me: "Ahhhh"
Me: Why must object hurt me?! Guess who needs to go to the hospital? "I" 

P. S. MY WISH IS THAT THERE ARE NO HATERS CAUSE HATERS GONNA HATE!Todos los derechos reservados

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