Objects are hurting me!
SRcakey
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SRcakey
Ongoing, First published May 17, 2015
One day I was playing on my iPad

Me: OMG Taylor Swift album is out!
iPad: "WHOOOSH"
Me: "AHHYYY" my nose "HAAAH" my nose is already flat and this happens

When clumsyness happens on stairs

Me: So excited to watch the final "American Idol"
Going up stairs
Stairs: "Squeeeech"
Me:" HAAAAH"!!! Wow who has lots of scars? "I"
 
When a chair falls
Me: Let's watch some youtube vids
Not sitting but standing on the chair then go sit down. Sat down
Chair: "BWWOOOOGG"!!!
Me: "Ahhhh"
Me: Why must object hurt me?! Guess who needs to go to the hospital? "I" 

P. S. MY WISH IS THAT THERE ARE NO HATERS CAUSE HATERS GONNA HATE!
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