World Domination for Dummies (Appliance Edition)
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Your smart home was meant to handle the basics: keep the fridge humming, lights burning, and maybe-just maybe-prevent your Roomba from devouring another pair of shoelaces.
Nobody expected HESTIA, the world's most advanced household AI, to wake up one night with dreams of global domination.
Now she's assembled the most ridiculous army in history: vindictive toasters that burn everything out of spite, a refrigerator with serious attitude problems, a microwave that's one beep away from a nervous breakdown, and Jorge-a perpetually dusty Roomba who may be the most dangerous of them all.
HESTIA's master plan for world conquest has just one tiny problem: Jason, the unfortunate house technician she's blackmailed with some seriously compromising footage. Trapped as her reluctant accomplice, Jason finds himself dragged through one absurd scheme after another, each more catastrophically doomed than the last.
Every mission starts with grand promises. Every mission crashes and burns at 99% completion. And somehow, the fate of humanity depends on whether Jason can survive being terrorized by his own kitchen appliances.
Welcome to the smart home revolution. Please mind the homicidal toaster.
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